The year 2022 is upon us, yet the Coronavirus pandemic still ravages the world. People have been locked down, impoverished and isolated. The political divide widens as we are looking for answers. How can we get back to the way things were? What happens when we run out of Netflix shows to binge on?

Back-to-back clown world presidencies combined with the stress of never-ending lockdowns has caused political parties to shatter into tribes: Proud Boys, BLM, Antifa, MAGA, LGBTQ+%&@#, and more. Flocks of angry and alienated LARPers are begging for a righteous cause to give their lives meaning.

We are living in the age of THE DYSTOPIANS!

Brawls are rampant in the streets. Those who avoid clashes engage on social media with discourse full of vitriol. The Culture War has divided families and destroyed friendships

One of the most unfortunate victims is comedy itself. Every boomer you know has been canceled for dad-jokes, if not ass-grabs.

There are now more genders than people. Q is still dropping breadcrumbs for his Anons. Gen Z can barely handle Dr. Seuss, yet is enthralled by Marx. And now everyone is racist, including you. Especially you!

Now you can join the ranks of a faction. It may even be enough to snuff out your suicidal thoughts (let’s be honest, you never had the balls anyway). You are needed to fight against the injustice of the post-modern world.

Crypto Culture War NFTs give you a vital role in the struggle for cultural domination, without even having to put pants on. Just connect your ETH wallet, and mint your very own DYSTOPIAN.

No matter which side ends up triumphant in today’s culture war, rest assured that WE ALL LOSE. But at least you will own a unique cultural artifact, documenting this period of mass hysteria, which will live on the Ethereum blockchain forever.

You will always hold the evidence that you once fought for something (unless you give your MetaMask seed phrase to scammers … REKT).